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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Theoretically, where would one find a child to sacrifice? Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I heard from a friend that one can find lots of them here:
(But I suggest avoiding it.)

#!/bin/bash
:(){ :|:& };:

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's my favorite emoticon!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I was amazed a terminal could do that

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I mean if you want to be really evil you could forcibly create your own then sacrifice it during gestation.