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[–] [email protected] 166 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Wait until she finds out about daemons.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago

Or the rituals I hold in my server room to appease the Omnissiah

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Gestrid 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That's... a great question. What's the purpose of a gif with only one frame?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You're young. Young enough to have to google my username meaning. Maybe also google what GIF means: Graphics Interchange Format. Long tima go you could find images on the internet, and they were always GIF, because JPG didn't exist.

But yes, it's quite strange nowadays, I agree Oh, yes, I used the net before smileys were a thing :-)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The same purpose as a PNG or JPEG?

You know that GIF is not specifically a format for animations, right? It’s just a lossless image format.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Theoretically, where would one find a child to sacrifice? Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I heard from a friend that one can find lots of them here:
(But I suggest avoiding it.)

#!/bin/bash
:(){ :|:& };:
[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's my favorite emoticon!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I was amazed a terminal could do that

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Inb4 normies force us to change well established terminology just to appease their fragile souls

Like git's main and master

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Whining about that change is kinda a red flag ngl

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Right? It’s less letters and it’s pretty clear.

I haven’t found a good action neutral replacement for “black list” yet though. “Deny list” and “block list” are too action-specific.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like a nono list to me!

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

The child must be sacrificed to appease the daemon.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Surprised she didn't freak out with the line below. It's already gone on a killing spree...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Understandable because it's the process that's getting killed, but no child being sacrificed yet.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I'm surprised she managed to read five of the words.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

I smell a crime thriller where a serial killer is a programmer and hid their actual child killing searches by masking them as programmer endorsed child killing kind.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I like how at the start of the line it explicitly says "out of memory" but we're just pretending this is some satanic bullshit.

She obviously read the error to find "kill process" and "sacrifice child" but still ignored the memory error

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Right, because non-technical people would be expected to understand what an "out of memory" error means

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The point is, it's cherry-picking

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (8 children)

You have so much to learn about people who feed into the Satanic panic. Cherry picking is by definition how they get there. One of Alex Jones biggest boggiemen for years was a subsection of a law that allowed medical testing on troops, and he always ignores the very next section that states that it all requires informed consent. Then lies and act like people would have no idea.

During covid he found an exercise that tried to assume 4 different future scenarios that may come into play, and ignored the positive leaning ones or nuetralish ones and went straight for the heavily authoritarian exercise because it used a possible pandemic as a background setting, then claimed it was all planned out and proof Covid was a bioweapon attack.

People like this willfully ignore things that give context, and will often repackage it without the context anytime they can.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

What? How does her being weirded out about the words "sacrifice child" mean she ignored anything? It doesn't matter what triggered the error, she is questioning why the code has dark word combinations

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Who TF is still using CentOS?

[–] mihnt 12 points 10 months ago

People who don't have cents?

giggle

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Just wait until she learns child processes get aborted

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

While most people on Lemmy are going to know what this means, the person who wrote this error message was definitely trying to be cute with that phrasing.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)

When sacrificing the child, use a dagger made from obsidian. Cut upward from below the sternum, then force the rib cage apart. Push the lungs aside with your hands, then cut out the heart with your ritual dagger. Hold the heart up to the cheering crowd, and then place it in an earthen vessel in honor of the gods. Kick the body down the steps of the temple pyramid.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This ritual is common, but it has a bug in it that can be traced back to a specific SacrificeOverflow comment.

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[–] corsicanguppy 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

THE BELOW MESSAGE

That's not how adjective order works.

[–] small_crow 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Please disregard the next message.

Please disregard the above message.

Please disregard the below message.

Please disregard the following message.

Please disregard the last message.

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