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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Um, most guns hold more than 1 round...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Fine, but you have to find the octopus that can hold and shoot just one gun.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Octopuses own muskets for home defense

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As the founding fathers intended.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Tally-Ho lads!

[–] ILikeBoobies 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Most he would be able to operate would be 4…unless they were already loaded and primed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Oh, NOW we're going to get technical?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Have you ever seen an octopus shooting a gun and not immediately letting it fall down?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

True, but the octopus does not actually have any hands. As such, the octopus has no guns, and is one short of the minimum necessary to shoot the cat

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

All those arms and not a thumb in sight

[–] BeigeAgenda 2 points 10 months ago

The cat is so fast that even if it gets hit 8 times it will still defeat the octopus before it can shoot again...