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[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Why not doing risky stuff, I don't mean paragliding or base jumping. Maybe start with talking to someone else.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Or being all he can be in the Army! Ends up being a paper pusher there too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I know a guy who wanted to volunteer to go to Iraq and, after assessment, the army said no. He was working as a paper pusher and was apparently so bad at his job that they didn't even want him as cannon fodder.

[–] Kalothar 7 points 9 months ago

Because the army is about teamwork or else you get others killed too.

Cant have a guy like that in a line unit going out, no can rely on him.

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