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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is quality.

Also, I love answering "inclusive Or" questions like it's a condition in a program, so many eyerolls.
So few people ever use Xor.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I kinda wish xor (pronounced "zor"?) would enter the common English lexicon. It'd be so useful to just have different words for inclusive or vs exclusive or.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’ve always heard and said it as “ex-or.”

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ex-or makes much more sense considering it stands for EXclusive OR.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I hate it it makes sense but i hate it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It does make sense, but I feel like it's severely lacking in the mouth feel department.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

In my language you just can say ksor (ks sounds like 'x', but without 'e')

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes but how do we pronounce xenon in your language?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ksenon. (I need to correct myself for the comparison, see above)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Usually you would only answer the first part if it's true, so if you're both you would just say true after they said male. If you're running inefficiently then ig you can wait until they say the full question.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Oh trust me, I'm anything but optimized or efficient.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reminder to use a fucking holster when appendix carrying. Or carrying at all, really.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If they have any external appendages down there, that's a quick and easy way to lose it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

there's gotta be a better way to get bottom surgery though, right?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Sexuality: Freedom

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (5 children)

What's to stop it from blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cant blow off your balls if you have no balls

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Where then do I store my pee?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago

Ah, surprise transitioning. Very fashionable.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Assuming it's just thrown in there, nothing really but the hope the trigger doesn't get caught on your pants button. If it's in a proper inside-the-waist holster, there's a trigger guard that makes sure the bang switch isn't accidentally hit. Outside of that, good trigger discipline will keep whatever genitals your packing safe

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was referencing a line from the movie “Snatch” where Turkish asks Tommy why he has a gun down his pants.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My apologies, I haven't seen that yet

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

It's an amazing movie that I highly recommend.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

As I recall, the gun just didn't work and was no danger.

Unless you just hit him with it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's the joke

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah I got one what's the soy uke button mean

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It means they're a bottom.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, is it a pun? I'm an uke, but also soy as in soyboy?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I think it's meant to just be Spanish, so "I am bottom," but uke is a very strictly Japanese term, so not sure. Could just be a mixing of the two languages.

[–] Laticauda 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It means they're a god forsaken weeb.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

god forsaken

weeb

Why did you say precisely the same thing twice?

[–] Laticauda 8 points 1 year ago

For emphasis

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

LGBTQ people can't be oppressed easily if they are armed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Careful, you might blow off your... uh...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you a male or female? Sure. I can be either one. I'm a human foremost, and I contain multitudes of possibility. Best of both worlds or all possible worlds - which means I don't carry a gun because I don't lay down in the sewers where the scum is. I have the superpower to live a life of peace and stability and freedom from fear.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are you male or female?

My dad is male and my mom is female, so basically, I'm mixed

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Omg this is how I'm describing my gender from now on haha

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah it's weird, mine were like that also. I prefer to think of myself as a whole person with lots of mixed powerful possibilities (like you), someone who can utilize the talents and traits of either gender as I wish (I don't happen to believe one gender has better traits than another).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

yes, yes is always the answer for the between