If a single normal bag can turn a person's finger orange, can you imagine what these did to the guy?
this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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Made him a US president?
So that's his origin story, I see.
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Oh shit! I had already pressed the back button when I saw your comment and I had to come back and reply. That is gold. Sick burn!
Life pro tip: use chopsticks
Well if they swam in them like Scrooge McDuck.
RIP this guy's kidneys
Those bags don’t look well sealed either so he’s going to be eating and peeing rocks.
The caption seems pretty clearly not true, but assuming it were, there's no way the rest of those aren't going stale before he's done with a quarter of the first one he opens.
I bet it's the start and or end of the run or something. Cheeto seconds. Maybe he slipped a guy $60 and the guy didn't have to carry them to the dumpster.
Wouldn't they turn super stale?
There's no outcome where that mattered to this insane man
Not if you eat them fast enough
65 per bag? Why did no one tell me?
I wouldn't have thought that the bags cost so much. They're not that big. How much did the Cheetos inside them cost?
Assuming the guy is 6 ft, those bags look roughly to be 2m X 1m X 1m, using that and a bit of chatGPT to do the maths because I'm lazy, we're looking at roughly 2,500 large bags of Cheetos per clear bag
Which I'm guessing is only if the cheetos are packed perfectly at maximum density
But even if we half it and for every cheeto, there's an equivalent amount of volume as space, then we're still looking at a lot of bags, this is a bargain at approximately 5¢ per equivalent large bag
The maths it did in python apparently:
import math
# Dimensions of a Cheeto
length = 0.05 # in meters
diameter = 0.01 # in meters
radius = diameter / 2 # Radius is half the diameter
# Volume of a cylinder V = πr^2h
volume = math.pi * (radius ** 2) * length
# volume = 3.93x10^-6
# Volume of the bag
volume_of_bag = 2 # in cubic meters (2m x 1m x 1m)
# Number of Cheetos that fit in the bag
number_of_cheetos = volume_of_bag / volume
# number_of_cheetos = 509,296
# Number of Cheetos per large bag
cheetos_per_bag = 200
# Number of bags needed
number_of_bags = number_of_cheetos / cheetos_per_bag
# number_of_bags = 2,546
The Cheetos in the bags cost that much, not the bags themselves.
How did you infer the plastic bags themselves cost the entire price?
I think they meant: how much did the Cheetos cost to produce?
Their woosh in response to a legit answer says they are a troll.
good to know that if I ever felt inclined, I could fill a room with cheetos for roughly 2000 at this price point.
good. to. know.
Dude spent like two grand on fuckin' Cheetos.
$1820... Definitely still cheaper than buying the same mass of cheetos from a store I guess...
It's a lot if Cheetos though
Poofy cheetos or crunchy cheetos. Which are better?
So I not only vote poofy, I leave a big bowl out so it goes stale and eat them chewy. My wife has thought of leaving me over it
Your wife is correct.
Who hurt you?
Not gonna lie - if I had one of those big bags I'd eat myself sick on them.
Crunchy, and it's not even close. Not trying to eat cheese flavored packing peanuts.
Poofy, and it's not even close. Even Cartman knows:
"NO KITTY! These are my cheesy poofs!"
He spent $1,820 to be known as "The Cheeto Guy", the food itself will be eaten but the real enjoyment will be his satisfaction from buying odd little fame. Dude sat down and decided to buy himself a "hail corporate" personality.