I have had the very same problems the author had with Linux, only with Windows. I have had countless driver crashes and Bluescreen™s, I have had Windows crap itself on updates countless times and every Win10 update they re-order the Settings app. Just recently a mandatory update which you can't easily roll back as a regular user broke a lot of printers worldwide.
Every operating system is shit, Kev just happens to like the Windows 10 flavour of shite better than the Kubuntu flavour of shite.
[…] sheer number of ways to install applications. I had some that were DEBs, others were Snaps, a couple of Flatpaks and an AppImage to finish it all off.
In Windows, you have app stores like Steam, the Windows Store, Epic Games Launcher, random packages you download from untrusted sources, chocolatey.org. There's a whole industry just packaging and re-packaging MSIs and similar software distribution methods. I'd say there are just as many package managers on Windows as on Linux.
whether it’s an EXE or an MSI, it’s all the same process. You download the package, click next > next > finish and you’re done.
Not really. Sometimes you have to log in. Sometimes you have to enter some weird key. Sometimes you need to hold your internet connection so the software can phone home. Examples are: Adobe software, Windows itself, Microsoft Office…
I don’t have to waste time troubleshooting a package that isn’t integrating with the system properly, or looks like it’s straight out of 1995 because no theming is applied for some unknown reason.
This happens on Windows, too. Every second app is a browser bundling some JS files sideloaded from an Internet server (e.g. Discord). Then there are pre-Win7 applications in 16 bit which can't run at all, so you have to use a VM. Then there are applications which remove their theming. Some apply their own (Chrome), some completely disable them. At least in Linux I don't have to reboot my computer because an app thinks grabbing the whole screen and not allowing Alt+F4 is a good idea.
all the apps that I use on Windows have an update mechanism within them
Dear Lord, how is that a plus point? Do I even have to comment on this? I prefer a single application updating all of my system's packages. Which doesn't really happen with flatpaks anymore, but that's another battlefield. That the author prefers every single program to phone home is just their preference, neither a plus nor a minus point.
Firefox crashing pretty much every time I open it.
Someone fucked up their profile pretty bad. I have never had that happen, the worst problems were when they changed the plugin APIs to WebExtensions and redid the renderer and whatnot. Deleting the profile mostly worked. Firefox is an OS in and of itself, no wonder some weird edge cases crash your Firefox, Kev.
I’m sure I’m going to get a lot of heated responses to this post. I get it, Linux is better than Windows in a lot of ways. But, as much as I hate to admit it, Windows is better than Linux in many ways too.
That's where you're wrong, kiddo. Nobody cares which OS you use. And nobody should care. If you need a blog post to justify Windows for yourself or rant, fine. The post doesn't go deeply enough into the reasons why the bugs happened because the author apparently doesn't really care, so there's not even much to respond to.
The issues are simply ones of the many thousands of edge cases which don't happen on Windows because Windows is the OS used by >90% of desktop users. Statistically speaking, at least ten times more people are affected by any single bug, which means Windows gets priority fixes most of the time.
For most of these issues, you can buy support. You can pay people to do the stuff you want to be done. You can do it yourself. That's not possible on Windows, because it's so closed down that you can't even change some system files when you're Administrator, because there exists a SYSTEM account owning these…
Again, I'm not saying Linux is better than Windows, just that every OS is a different flavour of shite nowadays.