this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The question how the dog would wear pants has finally been answered.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Ah! I came here to make the same comment! Well done😜

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

When my girl had a wound at the base of her tail, I put underwear on her backwards with the tail through the awkward dick hole

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Damn it. I should’ve bought boy’s pants at target instead. I basically had to make a tail fly.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

It worked, looks very fly!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I hope that, when you were learning how to make a tail fly, you also learned how to make a tail LAND. Could be troublesome otherwise..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bionicjoey 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Men's undies have a flap for their dick to poke through (for peeing purposes and possibly also other purposes)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Never seen such a thing, is this a regional thing?

[–] bionicjoey 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never seen men's undies with a 'dick hole'.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

No I think that's pretty universal

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your dog looks like a flordia man LMAO

[–] bionicjoey 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Florida man doesn’t wear a shirt

[–] bionicjoey 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was thinking an open Hawaiian shirt so the belly hangs out

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

She’s a saluki, so they don't really have a gut. Probably got to go with a wispy Florida tweaker thing.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Finally, an answer to the β€œif dogs wore pants” question.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Question: what of dogs wore the pants?

Answer: this.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No thanks, I generally prefer pre-digested food.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, how does your dog take a dump with pants on?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Not OP, but my dog is potty trained, so when she was in a similar situation a couple years ago, I'd remove the pants when she asked to go outside to potty. Then I would stand by the door and watch her while she did her business to make sure she didn't try biting at her stitches. When she was done, the pants went back on and I let her freely roam the house again. Pretty straightforward.

[–] Donkdonkboom 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We had to do the same thing with our last dog. The cone freaked him out too much. He would stand still afraid to move shaking in fear, and he never was able to adjust. Pants and even long sleeve shirts for the front legs were non issues for him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'll have to try this out if we need to, because our greyhound does the exact same thing when wearing a cone

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Put the cone on yourself and you’ll know instantly why dogs hate it. :-)

We did the long sleeved thing four one of our collies and it worked great.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Toddler chaps

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Tried this with my dog but pants always fall off her butt.