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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Crapshits. So I was cleaning the stainless steel toaster with proper cleaner. The matte part was fine but now the shiny part is all rainbowy. facepalm

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

'Ello 'ello, ken yuu 'ear me?

Now, leesten carefully, I well say zis only once!

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (10 children)

What are you picking?

Pictured: Tweet stating "$10 million right now in your hand, but there's a catch:

  • A snail is chasing you for the rest of your life and if it touches you, you die a terrible death.
  • the snail cannot be killed
  • It knows your location at all times
  • its only purpose is to find you You taking the $?"
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I'm taking the cash and putting a cardboard box with holes in it over the top of the snail.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It takes a snail 35 hours to travel about 700 metres, I reckon I could out-run that slimy psycho and claim the cash. They only live for a few years, so I'll hang out on my own million dollar island* until it all blows over, then I'll return to normal society.

(assuming I get the 10mil upfront?)

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