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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought that was what Sir Thomas Crapper said when he invented the flush toilet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Just to be pedantic Thomas Crapper did not invent the flush toilet. Water toilets existed before written history.

What we think of today as the flush toilet is credited to Alexander Cummings.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Good thing he did though or else it wouldn't

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

He got an apple on his head and thought "kinda strange, I'm under a pear tree..."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Gravity? Don't you mean Mavity?