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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Cell phone: talkie walkie

Mausoleum: roomy tomb-y

Armor: hardy guardy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Honorable mention:

gun = rooty tooty point-n-shooty

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Credit should go to Nathan Pyle where this content originated with a less insane font.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That poor keming is so distracting!

[–] staticblanket 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Defibrillators aren't used to start your heart though. Quite the opposite actually.

They're used to get you out of an abnormal heart rhythm, by briefly stopping your heart, and letting your body restart it on it's own, hopefully with a regular rythm.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

sitty shitty