As somebody who has worked in nuclear plants and dealt with contamination hazards, this is the most unsurprising and obvious non-news that I have ever seen. "CONTAMINATION HAZARD HAS CONTAMINATED A MAN THAT WAS MESSING WITH IT" like jesus christ.
this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2023
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"Does this smell radioactive to you?"
"No. All I smell is bloody sinuses."
believe it or not, but there's radiation in other parts of the plant as well
Classic Horshack:
Up your nose with a Uranium Rod!
He was supposed to "look after it" and not "eat it out".