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[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

IIRC the reason the queen is such a powerful piece is because the original piece was called something like "The Commander" or "The Champion", and the idea of that being a separate person from the King didn't make sense once the game reached Europe amid the chivalric code and specific rules about how lords and monarchs are to be handled on the battlefield.

[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're probably after the vizier. Apocryphally, the queen's moves as currently seen originated when Queen Isobella I of Spain was pissed that the queen was a weak piece, it did indeed arise in Spain during her reign, whether for that reason is left to the reader's imagination.

[–] topinambour_rex@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought there was no queen back then, because you can have several queen pawns, and it must always have one queen.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Tfw no harem in chess

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 36 points 1 year ago

She can slay me

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

The king is not weak. In 100% of games it's the last piece to fall.

Statistically the pawn to the rightmost of the white king also survives in some 70%, while the queen only has about 49% chance of survival to the end.

The knights and the pawn in front of the queen are the first to go.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 68 points 1 year ago

The king is not weak. In 100% of games it's the last piece to fall.

Yes, well that's because he puts everyone else in harm's way first. Typical behavior for a "noble".

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

In 100% of games it's the last piece to fall.

I see we haven't been matched yet. I will quit in any of these cases (I call these legal cheats, because frankly it shouldn't be allowed):

  • castling, obviously
  • en passant, obviously
  • promotion, obviously
  • horsey jumping in front of the pawns as first move (wtf)
  • pawns moving 2 squares (op)
  • bishop taking my rook (unfair, I didn't mean that last move)
  • me having the black (imba)
[–] Olmai@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When en passant is forced but now you have to resign because you played a legal cheat

[–] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago

You can just declare stalemate. OP moves don’t count as legal moves.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] bstix@feddit.dk 9 points 1 year ago

The parallel to real battles is amusing from a symbolic perspective. The survivors are the useless pieces of shit who can't even attack.

[–] thanks_shakey_snake 1 points 1 year ago

I think you're mixing up strength and survivability. Toddlers are much weaker than professional MMA fighters, yet the so-called "professionals" get knocked out far more often.

[–] WiseThat 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shouldn't the black king be on a white square and the queen on her own colour?

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 year ago

They're white

[–] Cossty@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

That's woke. #CancelChess.

[–] Why9@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The real story is how a king as old and frail as him managed to get a queen as young, fit and loyal as her, willing to slay anything that appears within her sight...

[–] Vlyn@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The king is just 30, but his body is so frail from the hourly snu snu.

[–] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

...and centuries of royal inbreeding

[–] Why9@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Just look at her.

He's getting no rest at all.

Salute

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

It was an arranged marriage. She was 14

[–] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

Everyone here knows that the only way to know who's the best chess player is by having a best of 3 1v1 king only final destination with no item

[–] CJOtheReal@ani.social 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We should rename the king to wizard and he should cast AOE spells

[–] deo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

I guess he kinda does, but the AOE range is only one square

[–] caseyweederman 1 points 1 year ago

You're describing Archon

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doesn't the Queen sit on her own colour?

[–] dancingdots@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She sits wherever she wants, thank you very much!

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago
[–] yOya@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

He might be feeble and only able to move a step at a time but he is radioactive. Anyone who is backed into a corner by him is dead meat. Dude is terrifying.