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NaibofTabr
joined 2 years ago
Yup, yup, maturity... fairness... leadership... integrity... guess we won't be needing those anymore.
All of them. All the caveats you got.
Wait, you think The Guardian is "corpo media" helping to rebuild the sentiment in Western tech stocks? Am I understanding your meaning correctly?
While this article is not literally published by The Onion, it is in fact satire and not news, so I don't think it really fits this community.
I thought this bit about the therapist made it pretty obvious:
“People are losing themselves,” said Dr. Aspen Riverstone, a local therapist who specializes in Post-Subaru Identity Crisis (PSIC).
But if that wasn't enough for you, the disclaimer at the end should be:
This article is pure satire and should not be taken seriously (unless you, too, have questioned your entire existence after losing access to a forest green Subaru Outback—then we get it). No actual riots, therapy sessions, or underground Subaru trades took place (that we know of). And for those currently in crisis due to the lack of green Outbacks, stay strong. Your identity is more than your car. (Probably.)
If you actually thought this was "typical Oregon stuff"... I'm afraid you've eaten the onion.
Hmm... "against"...? As in opposed to? or as in beside?
I genuinely can't tell if you're playing it straight to try and improve my poor attempt at humor, or if there's a cultural barrier that I'm not getting across.
We could all just revolve in place.
...read?
Well well, how the turn tables.
of the wealthy, by the wealthy, for the wealthy
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Great, novelty surveillance devices, just what we need.