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New version of the rules sounds more entertaining to watch

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Step 1, to play the heffer you will need to adjust your bones with a large mallet

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That’s their tell; the broken fingers always throw Heffers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nice! Cop, Heffer, Hound has a nice ring to it, I think

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

🐄🐖🐕!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Studies show that people pick K-9 65% of the time. Just a little tip for everyone to help you win your games.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cop, Cow, Canine has a nice ring to it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cop, Cow, Dog to keep the alliteration, or Pig, Cow, Dog to have three animals.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't alliteration when the same letter is used? So "cop cow canine" is alliterative because of the letter "C", while "Cop, Cow, Dog" just has repetitive beats/syllables.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're right. Alliteration is repeating consonants. Repeating vowels is called assonance.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Assonance, I had never heard of this, so cool that there's a word for it! thank you for teaching me 😊

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

See what they aren't telling you is that the cow is into that, and the dog was just fulfilling the cows kink. The cow was protecting his doggo friend from the criminal on patrol.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Man, I know police like to shoot dogs, but even their own?!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Dog, deputy, cow, lizard, Spock.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kick beats tase, tase beats bite, bite beats kick?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kick beats pig, pig beats bite, bite beats kick.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Kick beats pig, but not tase tho

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The circle of liffffeee!!!