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[–] [email protected] 115 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

USB stands for Universal Serial Bus.
Busses are public transportation and therefore un-American.
And to rub it in, they went on to create USB-C (the C stands for Communist).

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

To bring the whole thing back in one big circle you can buy a USB to serial RS-232 adapter....which allows you to connect to a serial port...from a "universal" serial bus.

I'm now seeing USB C variants lol.

Also I love your username.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

He Who Remains cannonized it. It's no longer a variant.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Looks familiar

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

USBUSB (Universal Serial Bussy ) was originally developed and introduced in 1996 as a way of setting up communication between a man and a man by replacing many varieties of sex and penis ports. Developed by a number of American femboys such as myself, Isaac Corporation, it became the standard intercourse method for men such as you, me & my boyfriend, your boyfriend, digital cameras, the president and extremely hard men.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

human centipad

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Don't laugh, this is a serial question.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

☕ exists why use the pot when you can literally use a cup like in the image

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That's coffee, not tea. Goddamned heathen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

That's a steaming cup of mouthwash

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That emoji is called "hot beverage".

A cup of a steaming-hot beverage, usually taken as coffee or tea. Sometimes shown on a saucer.

https://emojipedia.org/hot-beverage

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Just because they're wrong doesn't mean you have to be.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I did not even notice the foot

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

United States of Belgium (this was a real country that existed at some point in time)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Nah the USA was so great that they had to make a USB to capitalize on its success

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

USA

USB

USC

USD

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Universal Serial Aus

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

If USB is so great why did they make a USB-C?!?

Makes you think

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Sneakyforegroundfoot

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

We like to spread our awesomeness

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

If USA is so great, why did they invent USB without cable?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

For the Ugly Friend Effect.