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[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

fappa-fappa-fappa-fappa-fappa-fapppa-fappa

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago

"Arky" is an appropriately non-binary name.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Its a shame the skin tight unitards mever caught on with the fellas. Thats a dapper suit right there.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Beat sound to Nick’s blastin

Is that jerking off to gay porn?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

That would be molecules, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

ah yes, the super futuristic and far off future of the year 2000

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Technically, the early 2050s. So there's still time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why am I getting the vibe that these predictions will still be wrong?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Have any of these predictions ever been right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Idk, probably.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I mean, if you want a list, here you go

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why did we ever stop writing dumb puns on old cars?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Brb, keying "Racket Ship" onto mine really quick.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

lol. no cooking after burners

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Both of them appear to have broken their spines

Her foot appears to be pointing at the car, her knee to the right of the image, her torso front-right, and her head facing left

His legs look like he's just started to turn towards the car but his body is still going straight on to the right

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sir I would like to remind you that humans can twist themselves at the waist.

Though in fairness there’s no way to balance the way she is depicted.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

It's because they were "cooking with super-atomic radiation".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

'Where are her organs?'

At home.

Future!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I bet her check engine light is on.