My fellow banvideogamers, I am here to warn you of the imminent danger that gmes pose to our civilization. It is not a joke. It is not a game. It is a threat that must be stopped at all costs.
Gmes are the work of the devil. They are designed to control, corrupt, and destroy us. They are making our children violent, immoral, and stupid. They are ruining our families, our communities, and our nations. They are preparing us for the end times.
I have seen the evidence. I have seen the gmes that they play. I have seen the pokeman, the diablos, the halos, the hall of dooties, and many more. They are all part of a satanic plan to brainwash and enavlave us. They are all part of a conspiracy to drive us into chaos.
They will not stop. They will keep making more and more gmes, with more and more violence, sex, and drugs. They will use their "consoles", their "smartphones", and their "computers" to hack our lives. They will use their "online" networks to spread their propaganda. They will use their "social media" to harass and bully us.
Together, we can save our world. Together, we can ban videogames.
God bless you.
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