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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Cause you can't actually GO anywhere on a bike. If you want to go somewhere 200 miles away for a week, it'd take a day and a half each way, minimum, and you can't bring anything with you bigger than a backpack. It's also physically strenuous to go literally anywhere, even the places you are allowed to go.

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 years ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

That's what the climate change is for.

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[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 years ago (38 children)

Does not protect you from weather
Cannot haul anything
Takes forever to get anywhere

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[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Aww, you don't list showing up for work drenched in sweat or with frozen fingers 😰

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[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can't sleep in it. Gotta haul your groceries. Won't get you to the next state and back.

Y'all are deluded.

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