Cause you can't actually GO anywhere on a bike. If you want to go somewhere 200 miles away for a week, it'd take a day and a half each way, minimum, and you can't bring anything with you bigger than a backpack. It's also physically strenuous to go literally anywhere, even the places you are allowed to go.
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Does not protect you from weather
Cannot haul anything
Takes forever to get anywhere
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Aww, you don't list showing up for work drenched in sweat or with frozen fingers 😰
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Can't sleep in it. Gotta haul your groceries. Won't get you to the next state and back.
Y'all are deluded.
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