Memes

Goddammit. Quit leaving the croutons off my salad. I want to see some floating blue specks in there.

Is a tamale a calzone or sushi?

Wouldn’t a slice of stuffed crust pizza be sushi attached to toast as the slicing opens up the ends?

No it is more strictly a cake

the cube rule identification theory is ridiculous and i have always said so

Am I sushi?

So chips are a salad? I knew it!

A stuffed crust pizza is only a calzone attached to toast until you cut into it. At that point it becomes sushi attached to toast.

If somebody asked you to bring hot dogs and tacos to a party, the host would probably not be just as fine with you bringing only tacos or only hot dogs.

Bread bowl salads are quiches?

So a burrito is a calzone?

If a hot dog wore pants...

A pierogi is a calzone then I guess

So a jelly donut is a calzone? And I guess a plate of nachos is cake?

No no no, Hot Dog is a Quiche where I live

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I am always telling people this in the is-a-hotdog-a-sandwich debate, and this diagram makes it abundantly clear:

A hotdog is a taco.

Quiche is pie. Not all pies are quiche

Are you telling me that pop tarts are not in fact ravioli?

Is every pie a quiche or is every quiche a pie?

Hoagies are sushi, then?

In that comparison, I'd argue that buttered toast is a pizza.