son_named_bort

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Damn leftist, they ruined leftism!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Could Joey Chestnut eat hamburgers like that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Elton John!

That's my name! Well, not really.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

No, more forever wars in the Middle East!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

Brah, you just need to have a rock star attitude about being 27.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

That's a good guess, unfortunately it's a different episode. Although Homer does go to Miami in this episode as well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Too bad he couldn't be stuck in Weird Al's accordion.

 

The points are pointless when you think about it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My school taught me that most people in Columbus' time thought that the Earth was flat and that Columbus would fall off the face of the earth during his voyage.

 

You've got a friend in points.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Go away! There's no Simpsons episodes after 1999 and there never was!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

If only Phil could've relived the same day over and over again until he was able to patch things up with his wife.

 

Nuke the points!

Gotta nuke something.

 

It seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies and points on TV.

 

300 points will be awarded in the form of a tricky Dick fun bill.

 

The points may seem like ordinary points, but with one exception. Oh wait, we got rid of that. The points are like ordinary points.

 

I like points.

 

Man, it's like I'm not even trying anymore.

 

If you get this right, you will receive a check for 40 points!

*Checks will not be honored.

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submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

I work hard for the points

So hard for the points

Something something points

Come on, give me lots of points

 

If you do not have a chit you will not receive any points!

 

Now I must warn you that Krusty has laryngitis and a bad back, so he won't be saying or doing anything.

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