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[–] Sturgist 68 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I mean....that's a sturgeon....

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh, I feel much better then, thanks.

[–] Sturgist 4 points 2 years ago

I'm glad I could put you at ease.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Yeah, seriously, don't be a sturgist.

[–] Sturgist 3 points 2 years ago

Technically correct. The best kind of correct.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I AM A STURGEON, DR. HAN

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah, you can't go to a salmon for sturgery.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (5 children)

i don't know how to explain this but


i fucking hate modern car ... repair culture. that car looks 100% driveable and functional fish aside. but instead that's like thousands in repairs because the boutique part specifically for the 2012 line is rare and etc etc

like if your phone got dented a bit you'd go on with your life

but suddenly with this it's a huge fucking thing with companies and paperwork and money

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't understand your anger, but I damn sure appreciate the energy.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

He's right though. that front end is made of like 50 parts that they need to order. Then you're paying some guy labor to put it on properly.

Used to be much easier, also less safe

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

That would probably be written off in the UK

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I would not trust that bumper to stay attached or the hood to not take off at highway speeds. It might also be crosseyed at night. Needs some ducttape, at least.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I just leave dents in my car. If it's functional, it serves it's purpose. I'm married, so I don't have anyone to impress with my car. Practicality all the way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

What an odd thing to be upset about. It's other people's stuff, leave it alone. It's not harming you either way. Besides, I see plenty of janky Nissan Altimas around with damage the owner/leasee obviously has no intention of repairing.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mate thats a free dinner if I ever saw one

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is there such a thing as a free dinner? I know free lunches are a myth, but I've never heard the other meals addressed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I meant like.. eat the fish

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Jealous, I only run across a king salmonid like once every 1,000 runs.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

🎶 Like a sturgeon, struck for the very first time, like a stuuurrrrgeon made your heat beat, and insurance climb.” 🎵

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I think you can use the markdown style embed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I think it's broken at the moment. I tried to link something for you and it won't do it. Here's a description of what I tried to do. Under the reply area there are four buttons: ?, image/gif, language, and add comment. I selected image/gif and filled in the blanks, but....nothing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh wait, looks like it did. I sent a screenshot. Give it a try with your gif. Nothing will show up until after you hit send.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I don't think Lemmy supports embedded videos yet, just images.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Seen it. Covered it.

We. Are. Farmers. 🎶

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not that it matters--I totally didn't count--but you're missing four notes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We. are. fishers 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Simpsons did it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

At least they can sell it to pay for some of the damages. King Alaskan Salmon ain't cheap.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Russians left the space station door open again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What even was needlessly censored here?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

5 letter alternative spelling of a 6 letter word with a controversial past and present particularly in the US.

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