It does make you wonder how many 'bad' politicians do actually have a humiliation kink. There's gotta be a couple who just really get off on being the recipient of political humiliation.
this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2024
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That's my theory for George Santos
Either that or just your bog standard attention whore
E: sp
Explains why his first port of call was Cameo.
from what i recall of the anthony weiner documentary this was almost certainly a factor for him
Ted Cruz almost has to.
...so I did the Christian thing and opened up my checkbook to help him reach a national stage and deliver that man a violent orgasm so fierce it’d leave him quaking in those slutty little heels of his.
Lmao the "slutty little heels of his" had me fucking dying.
I'm confused. I thought The Onion was satire/parody news? This is truth.
You are confused, this isn't the onion.
Tbf it is a little confusing how often non-onion sources get posted on a community titled "the onion"
That's because theonion communities tend to be for general satire, not just Onion articles.
You might consider it a waste of 300 million bucks, but hearing trump call him Meatball Ron gave him an instant hard on and it was the first erection he'd had in years. The RNC all agreed it was money well spent.
When did the RNC descend into Idiocracy-levels of public humiliation?
2015
It's money that didn't go to Trump, so there's that, I guess.
Chicken Soup for the Political Soul
Narrator: And there was no soup because they have no soul.
Ted Cruz wishes to jerk off to this amount of humiliation
it was time onion did some feel good parody because real feel good news were already on onion levels
Most of that money goes in their pockets
Oh, how I love The Hard Times! ...Although, the name has a whole different vibe in the context of this article & the post title, lol. Gross, now I'm thinking about this jackass having an erection! Brain, why!?
Any humiliation is good humiliation!