If I had 5 dicks I'd post pics on Reddit then never prove it.
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Cyclops: count me in, i want to see while not destroying anything without my sunglasses.
Chainsaw hands Joe
That's what they call chainsaw man in the dub
I really wished Rogue had just taken her gloves off and held Storm's hand in that scene. Would have put the point across beautifully.
"Theres nothing to cure? Is that Right Ms. Amazing powers with no horrific disfigurement thats not a threat to anyone?" takes off glove "If I dont need a cure, then shake my hand. Go on. Do it. I'm perfect as I am, right?"
"Uh..I.."
"SHAKE MY GODDAMN HAND BEFORE I WRAP IT AROUND YOUR THROAT YOU STUCK UP ELITIST BITCH"
Fun fact - in the comics Forge made a gun that strips away mutant powers, and the government tried to use in on Rogue (which, having absorbed Ms. Marvel, was much more of a threat than her version in the Fox movies) - but Storm, ignorant to the gun's purpose, took the bullet for her. After that, lamenting the loss of her powers became her entire personality for a while. Comics being comics eventually she got them back - but I think that she is still a bit salty about this, and it shows in that scene.
Refresh my memory. Was that when she got the mohawk haircut and started dressing like Grace Jones back-up dancers?
They were a year apart. the mohawk and costume change debuted first in #173 (1983) and Storm lost her powers in #185 (1984).
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I'm salty you made fun of my favorite Storm fit, but that was hilariously accurate.
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Yeah that line always bothered me as well. Rogue should have just pocked her. Yeah, feel how fine do you feel now
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We don't need medicine, prescription glasses, clothes...
We are all perfect already.
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We look at mutants and see cool powers, but mutants in the Marvel universe are first and foremost a hated minority. Storm wants to fight the very idea of the cure, because if the cure exists - mutants will be forced to take it. The poster boy of the cure in that movie was was Warren Worthington III, and he got one of the relatively good mutations (yes, it's physically visible, but it's not one of the grotesque ones) but his father still tried to force the cure on him.
It sucks for mutants like Rogue who really do want to get rid of their powers, but mutantkind as a whole does not have the luxury of allowing the cure to exist.
I liked the premise of the story, hopefully they can try it again in some capacity with a director that's not shit.
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Brb, I need an Elden Ring character named Johnny Five-Dicks.
Online Storm stans will end you.
You can just say "Storm stans", the Internet part is assumed 😂
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