There is a new challenger, it's CORN! Cornbread Tortillas Corn chips Corn flakes Corn pudding Pop corn
Bourbon whiskey Corn whiskey Corn vodka Corn-based beers Some types of moonshine
this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2024
377 points (98.0% liked)
Potatoism
552 readers
1 users here now
Rules:
- Must be potato
- Cannot not be potato
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
High fructose corn syrup, xantham gum, corn starch, ornaments for suburban moms, mycological spawn, fuel, corn husksl, corn oil, fuckin' every single aspect of human activity
Don't forget scary children
Came in to say corn. It's even in our gasoline.
Soy bean has entered the chat.
Soy bean spirits!? All right. I've had worse
Wait till you hear about wheat.
Wheat is grass though
Potatos are roots though!
See how insufferable you sound?
No. Potatos are vegetable. You cant apply that kind of logic against the scientifical categories. Wheat is not vegetable. It's a grass plant. Potato might be in the roots, but it's still vegetable
A vegetable is the edible portion of a plant. Are you really picking up the shovel the other guy used to bury themselves?
Ok ok I thought vegetable to be more strict botanical term but apparently its not. But rambling on the comment section doesnt have to be factual and I'm drunk to give me the damn shovel I'mma bury myself deep
Edit: now that I read more vegetable in finnish (kasvis) doesnt put grain in vegetables so F u I was partially right
Almost all 'vodka' sold in the US is from grain, unfortunately.
I'm glad I live in finland where vodka is made like it is supposed to
Other vegetables require care and specific soil conditions, potatoes just grow anywhere no matter what.
Based plant honestly
Hey, cabbage dgaf either. So long as it can avoid summer it’s happy.
What does the backdrop have to do with the text, though?
You don't see the giant potato farm in the background?
In the earth it grows, and in it we find sustenance and unity 🥔🙏