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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

I was born handicapped, i don't have xray vision.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Physics. Light won't pass through my body.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's what the ceiling mirror and magnifying glass are for

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I don't think she see much of the ceiling if anything either.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Is this the "agile" development methodology that I heard so much about?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There are a number of thing stopping me from yogacoding, most have already been mentioned. Also, I'm pretty sure the lady in the picture is doing jack shit on her laptop, unless she has a screen mounted on her crotch.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

blind people exist.

blind people use computers.

Maybe she's using accessibility tools to yogacode

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yonicasting

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

That isn’t ergonomic. Look at how her wrists are splayed and how her shoulders are uneven. She’s just begging for an RSI.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Backend developer.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I can't afford a Mac

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

The lack of an external monitor to hang to the ceiling

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's only one monitor in that setup

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Second monitor is on the ceiling

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I don't have a dick-sucking spine. Believe me, i've tried.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

i've tried

A grave matter of concern, one that is greater than US national security concerns.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Sorry, I do not take inspiration from staring at my anus while coding. That just means they are shitcoding.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

My flexibility.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic 6 points 1 year ago

I'm too fat

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i have a desktop computer :(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Move the keyboard to the floor

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Lack of stupidity

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The fact my spine would probably break like a twig.

Sounds like a good time! /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The Health and Safety Executives’ “working with display screen equipment” guide mainly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I cannot code like this currently, because my girlfriend occupies my laptop with doing her yoga.

tuché?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I can't type if I can't see the keyboard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Every muscle in my body

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

My own comfort