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Armed officers alerted to Harry Potter fan with wand (www.bbc.co.uk)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In times such as these, one must always take a threat from a wizard...very seriously. You may get down voted.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Or worse, expelled!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"What about a pointed stick?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Fresh fruit not good enough for you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Accio Police