Ask Lemmy

Everyone will let the Wookie win?

Sorry guys, the end times are on us, but at least they're cute and fluffy.

Brb, loading up on carbs.

My username is a bird that steals fish. I'm not sure how I'm going to get on the good side of one, but I guess I'd better get used to either seafood or hunger

I'll be fine

Sounds like I'll be doing psychedelics or phenethylamines possibly. Not a bad way to live.

Well, fuck

Suing beverage companies for having severed toes inside

I mean there are a lot of doors that are our only means of staying alive in some way. Doors are very important.

It's bad for you. I'm a steal yo girl, and if you come near my taniwha hideout, I'm going to eat you.

... I'm so high right now. That's probably how this ends for me: humans bringing me some cannabis, getting me too high, and leading me somewhere out of the way.

I’ll figure something out

You got a quarter?

Has a slightly toxic, mysandristic taste to it, but overall the stew is much more palatable than anything else that came from this awkward creature.

Every 3 letter agency would be after me shortly

I certainly wont be starving to death!

Oranges and collared greens, I suppose. Could be worse.

could be worse

I'll be just fine.

Oh well, I'll die happy

I'm in luck! 😁

I'm not sure about nutritional value, but it could be worse

I uh ... might be okay once I figure out what's going on

As long as I don't run out of fuel and crash...

It's my name, so I guess I'll do ok?

I guess I'm a rightwing pod caster now.

Uhhhh I suppose I like cereal

I'm fucked.

Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.

It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

If you have one of those halo things your already kind of dead right?

Link and Shulk, doing it 69 style, would have to be involved.

Im okay with this, whole movies exist with this outcome, good times ahead

McDonald's stocks go up 200%

I'm a very old Musketeer.

I'm going to pick my nose!

Haha, I’ll still be around in millions of years.

Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E

Not a lot changes

Seeing as you can't eat rocks I'd practically be dead.