Ask Lemmy

Sorry guys, the end times are on us, but at least they're cute and fluffy.

Everyone will let the Wookie win?

My username is a bird that steals fish. I'm not sure how I'm going to get on the good side of one, but I guess I'd better get used to either seafood or hunger

Brb, loading up on carbs.

I'll be fine

Has a slightly toxic, mysandristic taste to it, but overall the stew is much more palatable than anything else that came from this awkward creature.

Sounds like I'll be doing psychedelics or phenethylamines possibly. Not a bad way to live.

Suing beverage companies for having severed toes inside

Well, fuck

I mean there are a lot of doors that are our only means of staying alive in some way. Doors are very important.

Oh well, I'll die happy

It's bad for you. I'm a steal yo girl, and if you come near my taniwha hideout, I'm going to eat you.

... I'm so high right now. That's probably how this ends for me: humans bringing me some cannabis, getting me too high, and leading me somewhere out of the way.

I’ll figure something out

You got a quarter?

I certainly wont be starving to death!

Every 3 letter agency would be after me shortly

Oranges and collared greens, I suppose. Could be worse.

could be worse

Uhhhh I suppose I like cereal

I'll be just fine.

I'm in luck! 😁

I'm not sure about nutritional value, but it could be worse

I uh ... might be okay once I figure out what's going on

As long as I don't run out of fuel and crash...

It's my name, so I guess I'll do ok?

I guess I'm a rightwing pod caster now.

It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

I'm fucked.

Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.

If you have one of those halo things your already kind of dead right?

Link and Shulk, doing it 69 style, would have to be involved.

McDonald's stocks go up 200%

I'm a very old Musketeer.

I'm going to pick my nose!

Haha, I’ll still be around in millions of years.

Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E

I will foolishly ride my dolly to safety like a wobbly skateboard. See you later losers!

Seeing as you can't eat rocks I'd practically be dead.

Pretty good but I have the feeling Quantum Computing will kill me if Im not careful.