Buying zyme from a dealer, then murdering that dealer for not giving me information on the NSF

(roblox flee the facility) freezing people in tubes and violence

war crimes. Played hoi4 as Yugoslavia. Beat Bulgaria, Italy and France in 2 hours.

Killing Void Creatures by invoking the power of thunderstorms.

Thinking about it, probably either an illegal rave party or an illegal epilepsy test

(storm totem shaman in Last Epoch)

Starting a cult.

Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?

... what crime are you getting arrested for?

all of them

Driving semi trucks through mud pits that the game has the gaul to refer to as roads.

blowing up my neighbourhood by failing to defuse a landmine

Taiko no Tatsujin: Rythem Festival... Guess I'm getting arrested for playing taiko in the streets to try and whip up excitement so I can get invited to the big tournament at that the Thunder Shrine?

[edit] Or getting arrested for eating another drum's food

pollution, destruction of nature, illegal mining operations, destruction of property, stealing and animal abuse

Starting a space weed business with the funds I received by committing state-sanctioned genocide, and starting the chain of events that culminates with the destruction of a very big halo (no, not that one)

Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf

Dying approximately 4,000 times while trying to climb a mountain to collect a single strawberry. (Worth.)

Carrying a prop gun to shoot myself and summon demons.

Killing the entire population of Mos Eisley Cantina and destroying all its property for studs.

Traspassing with a car thru an exclusion zone.

Stacking up colorful bricks

Blowing up a shark

Lots of murdering but I have one of the queens’ full endorsement after her sister tried to stage a coup.

Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another, I’d rather not choose at all.

If killing monsters for coin is wrong then I don’t wanna be right.

Killing the australian wildlife to please my villagers and digging up the whole place for shiny discs and amber. (Dinkum)

Winning the treble with Spurs

Treaspassing, genocide, possession of weapons, robbery, maybe even invasion of dreams? Not sure if the last one is a law. Oh and killing royalty as well. Also took part in an underground fighting rink, so perhaps battery.

Edit: forgot to mention first and second degree murders. Silly me

arrested for photographing some abandoned urban environments 😅

honestly that doesn't seem too much of a stretch

Game was Interior Worlds btw for any interested.

Dropping high explosives on civilians. (Helldivers 2)

Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.

Dead Space

Touching paintings.

Stealing bison poop I guess

Leading an armed group of mercenaries who go pillaging across the countryside.

For mining the ground of all minerals and killing too many loot bugs.