this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

I mean you gotta scoop chicken with something, right? Can’t serve unscooped chicken.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Absolute fivehead kitchen optimization. Brilliant.

Have you ever seen those toys that are long scoops used to throw a ball really far, and then the other person catches it with their scoop? Kinda like lacrosse, but tiny. Called scoopball or something.

With this he could plate a cooked chicken from across the kitchen in 0.5 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic 5 points 2 years ago

Yes, only I didn't know there was a real sport, I've only seen the little plastic scoops for kids. That looks cool af.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Two scoops of chicken in every bowl.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Is there an upcharge for additional scoops of chicken?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I mean, maybe they deep fry chicken but don't have a basket? That's like the only option that makes this almost seem reasonable.

[–] MiloReid 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not without also finger-punching some drainage holes for the oil…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

You know what, you're right. I didn't think of that. Was thinking maybe you could drain the oil via gravity, but that wouldn't work very well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

On the kitchen confidential sub, we all agreed it would be pretty cool for big pieces of fried chicken, but then questioned where they would store whatever is supposed to be scooped by this. Fast-food popcorn chicken holders is pretty much the only thing we could say made sense. But then if it was fast food, they'd just have scoops for it already.

[–] yads 3 points 2 years ago

I kept scrolling past this post and trying to figure out what I was looking at. Then I read the text 😳