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[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I feel even better replacing a new or old sponge with a brush that will never get that awful sponge smell

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My ass smells like blueberry muffins.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Gonna eat that ass like a muffin

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I'm calling the authorities. All of them.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

With a long stick attached so you don't need to touch it

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I just think about the fact that I'm throwing away something I paid for and that used up resources. Doesn't make me feel that good honestly ^^

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Tbh we wash them and use them for really dirty stuff. Like when you need to remove mold with a chlorine spray or poop from your shoes. Then they get tossed because there's no way I am washing that again.

We're phasing out single use sponges though, but now I don't know what to use for the really dirty stuff.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah like scrubbing the bathtub, cleaning spills, carpets, that kind of stuff.

Is there a sensible alternative to single use sponges? If so, would you point one out for me? Obviously I would be interested.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We use a combination of brushes with wooden heads (I don't like stuff with handles though), structured cotton towels from the drug store, and sponges from Ikea called "Pepprig" which I think work best for most things. They are also plastic but you can wash them easily.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The internet has told me you don't enjoy changing sponges then.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Hot take: there is no food safety reason to replace a sponge if it's still good at removing food from dishes. If you remove the food source, and the soap removes whatever is living on the dish, whatever is left over will die due to lack of nutrients and water. It's why in food safety courses you are taught that dishes have to dry completely. Even a sponge which has been used once will be depositing "new" pathogens onto the dish. Stuff is gonna live in the sponge. The sponge doesn't kill pathogens. Removal, soap, and desiccation do. The sponge's job is almost purely mechanical.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Old sponges are smelly as shit though.

New sponges have an unnaturally nice chemical smell.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

There is absolutely a food safety reason to replace a sponge. Most bacteria don't just die when they're in dry nutrient poor environments. They desiccate themselves into a spore form. Those spores can stay like that for very long periods of time until their environment becomes more wet. Then they can continue their lifecycle until they dry out again. Dry doesn't mean sterile.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Fuck sponges. I get a dopamine rush replacing my brush.

[–] usualsuspect191 10 points 11 months ago

My brush has lasted a decade and is still going strong. I hate how gross sponges get

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I get a dopamine rush fucking sponges.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Great mood? Nah

Better mood? Yeah

Meme fits, cause I'm 25.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Well, better mood, yeah 👍.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I get really excited about getting new socks, I think that makes me middle aged.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No joke at a company outing someone pointed out my socks were Darn Tough brand and he lifted up his pants to show his. Then my boss too, and we all talked about socks and lifetime warranties for 5 minutes and holy fuck I'm old. Or at least no longer young.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I actually wore Darn Tough socks today!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Warm new sponges get me so wet but not in a weird way I just fuck em

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

cleaning a skillet with a sponge and soap?

heathen!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I guess I was over 30 when I was 25

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It doesn't feel good until after a couple washes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

That's what she said

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I was always told I was an old soul

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Don't use sponges. They have tiny holes, where bacteria live.

Use brushes instead.

Example (Amazon link)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

So, what you're saying is, bacteria can't get stuck in brushes... I say that's not true. Bacteria can live in almost anything.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's correct. Still, brushes dry much faster than sponges. So the bacteria have less time to grow.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I HAVE SHOWN RESPONSIBILITY.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I feel so good that I high five myself and dance the floss dance for ten minutes. Am definitely over 30.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

i have an irrational fear of the bacteria that live on sponge.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

From the thumbnail it looked like moldy toast. I was a bit disturbed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I've caught myself being excited about buying a ladder once. I'm officially old.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Bro my happy time place now is hardware stores. Similarly would you believe Lowe's and home Depot around me both don't carry garage door track sections? Baffling.

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