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[–] [email protected] 108 points 11 months ago (8 children)

I got that it's some of these DEEZ NUTS jokes probably. But I kinda don't get it.

bo fae deez nuts? I don't get what this is supposed to sound like.

Ligma is simple. Sounds like Lick my. But bofae?!

Sry english is not my first language.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Both of, specifically both uh

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When said the right way, bofa sounds kinda like "both of"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

No worries 🙂

[–] BlemboTheThird 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

dont worry i didnt get it either

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

German meme master spotted in the wild; on a trans meme no less 👀😸✨🏳️‍⚧️

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Im Wald spricht man so wenig Angelsächsisch, da ist das schon nachvollziehbar.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ich kann fließend Englisch so ist nicht. Aber das ist ja nur mit irgendeinem Dialekt verständlich. Wie Viking_Hippie schon sagte

When said the right way

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Ich Hans auch nicht verstanden. Aber zum Glück wurde erklärt.

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Yup, it checks out.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orchiectomy (warning, contains surgical diagrams)

[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Common among trans women so they can stop taking anti-androgen drugs, and also a procedure included with bottom surgery for MTF. They don’t let you keep the balls in a jar :-(

[–] [email protected] 105 points 11 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

I laughed harder at this then I should have.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yeah my girlfriend is weird so I wanted to let her have mine for wet specimen making, but they had to burn them.

But it depends on the surgeon so you can always ask

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

you can always ask

I can only picture the surgeon heaving a deep sigh, flipping his whiteboard around to reveal "asked" and "didn't ask" columns, and putting yet another checkmark on the only side with any checkmarks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

they had to burn them.

They say that, don't they?

Really I think the hassle is just worth less to the surgeon than to the patient so they're incentivized to lie about it.

With how many religions insist adherents keep their parts for later burial (or other reasons) a patient liaison has to have a waiver in a drawer somewhere you can sign (Formalin is toxic) so they can return your bits or they'd have to deal with church funded lawsuits or at minimum bad PR.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Hahahaha thank you for this

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Because they do a biopsy on them to check for cancer and then they incinerate them

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

If you claim you have a religious for needing them back (reunification being pretty common, as in, you need them so you can be buried with them) then they will run their tests, and give them back to you if they're not a hazard.

My brother used this to keep his gallbladder, and a friend of a friend kept her foot after diabetes took it. Both examples in Tennessee. I don't know if it matters which state you're in, but I'm positive the country would probably make a difference.

Plus, I think it's funny the idea of some medical person somewhere trying to square their incredibly narrow view of religion with a trans woman being so devout in their own faith as to be concerned about burial practices potentially decades in the future, given the stereotype that everyone LGBTQ+ is an evil atheist.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I mean, it's the best deez nuts joke possible.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

It's the best opportunity for a deez nuts joke. The set up, delivery and punchline of the joke were botched hard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I like the candies one better

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Candies nuts fit in your mouth

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Let's find out sweety.

Crunches on I've cubes

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Opinions are like assholes: I had mine surgically removed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was pretty good

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Bofa" sounds like "both of", being a setup to "bofa deez nutz"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

No worries 🙂

[–] Hootz 9 points 11 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I sometimes think about how Bank of America owns bofa.com

So much potential wasted on banking...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Maybe you could own bofa.horse

[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago

bo fuh deez…

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

recreating this comic was the best part of mine

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

You mean the part where you went home and sat on the couch with a nice blankie and played some dark souls? Cuz that sounds like a real nice evening to me.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

BOFA DEEZ NUTS

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Bofaectomy deez nuts?

Doesn't work.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Man "bofadeezouttame" was right there

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