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With all those challenges everywhere, the question is how many sub-internets there are... One for humans, another one for bots... Maybe one for cats as well? Maybe there's an axolotl-net, guarded by strange captchas? Or a cthulu-net, with questions beyond human comprehension?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Do you think cats post people videos and binge them?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Don't know how cute they think we are... Then again, I don't know if they even know that concept of "cuteness" or if they just always want to eat stuff they find nice.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

So who said it was “cute”?

“Check out this dumbass. Not even the DOG would eat that!”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Well the whole reason kittens are cute is so their mothers protect them and don't abandon them. Many mammals are cute as babies for this same reason.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

They post pictures of cat food bowls that are full of food except for the middle of the bowl, and complain about how they're being starved to death.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

They use the robot captchas to train humans to behave more robotically.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Prove you are cat: Select all things that can be pushed off a table.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

selects everything

always

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait, has the logo for Skynet always been the logo for American Megatrends?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Shhh... That's the part you never mention loudly. Just wait until all our mainboards rise on judgement day.