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Anon gets pranked (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

[pictured: a sobbing Pepe the frog holding a gun to the roof of their mouth]

>be depressed loser
>heard getting a dog helps so i do
>name her cinnamon because she's brown
>depression slowly fades away
>cinnamon gets run over by drunk neighbor right in front of me

good one god very funny

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I should keep my nsfw filter on

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Does the filter get rid of all posts marked NSFW or just subs marked as NSFW? I've never been sure so I just manually block the porn instances/subs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

All posts marked nsfw

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

don't kill yourself kill the neighbor instead (in roblox)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Neighbor commits suicide by inhaling too much cinnamon

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

neighbor fails the cinnamon challenge

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

"It's just a prank bro!" -God

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

April Fools!

-God probably