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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Interestingly enough, both Louis Vuitton and Yeezys were founded by Nazi sympathizers

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Can you imagine being so stupid to think that you're buying $1000 worth of shoes, rather than $40 worth of shoes with an insanely massive markup for some billionaire somewhere

They know their market 😂

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Now I can understand why they call him crazy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Because of his crazy drip?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow, someone who actually knows the character.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Are you saying all those years playing pvz were a complete waste?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And he doesn't even do any fighting! The plants are doing all the hard work for him

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In theoretically couldn't you be him planning and planting, preventing his house from being overrun?

Is he really crazy if he can summon an omnipotent being (the player) to protect his household for hours on end?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You actually play the pan

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Isnt the player his neighbors?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Isn't the neighbors the zombies?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Possibly, but wouldn't I be more focused on defending my own house?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Crazy Dave is helping their neighboor defend their lawn

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Forgot the $899 lingerie set obv.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Wabba wabba

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

how do i stick my head into that pot

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Jam it through the lid so the handle is bifurcating your brain. That's why the gentleman on the left looks like he's just been lobotomized.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

i did not need that nightmare

so zombie vs zombies

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

have a pot shaped head like that guy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Belt not accurate

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The clueless look he's got reminds me of Ohforf from The Noob Comic.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's Crazy Dave from Plants Vs Zombies for anyone who doesn't know

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ah yeah, I googled the PVZ references I saw in the comments and found him. But the look just reminded me of the aforementioned character too.