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In the riverbank.

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[–] habanhero 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But it's the cashflow that keeps them afloat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

And that’s why they have good money flow

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

is that how they avoid loansharks?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I can’t tell you. It’s a sea-cret!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

what, is there a codfishdentiality clause now?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Why do they hold onto each other whilst sleeping?

Because they don't want to lose their significant otters.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Under my mattress, duh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Unless they're the oceangoing variety, in which case they just hide it under their sea beds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's true. You never see one with much extra dough. Must work out; accounting for their profile. I wish I could beach it on the bank after racking up the clams

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

It’s seems like they have good fin-ancial advisors.