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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Love the texture, doesn't look real

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My sources tell me that if you eat it you’ll double in size. Also you can smash turtles and other creatures with less fear of dying.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And if you eat that, and then eat the right kind of flower... Holy crap, my dude, shit gets wild.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Fuckin fireballs come out of your hands, it’s insane

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My experience tells me that if you eat it, you'll spend the next several hours vomiting. Your friends who also ate it will go out dancing and have a fabulous time.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

You should really ask Nintendo for a refund.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it's better to decarboxylate it so you don't have the poison but only the good stuff. I've tried to trip with them once

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You weren't tempted to try the reindeer piss method?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I am a crazy bastard but I live in southern finland, no reindeers to try with :( I suppose I could try to catch a deer and see if I could apply the method for that one /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You can't just say "perchance."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Came here looking for this! Thank you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not sure if you got the reference but I'll post anyway !

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure I first came across this before 2022

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ha, I did not! Been a long time since I saw that image lol, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

While hiking somewhere in Wales, I don't remember where.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Careful. Nintendo can sue you for that

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Boil that shit and you got some berserker stew

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

All toadstools are perfect.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Looks like you just missed the frog with a wizard hat who definitely hangs out there

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Wahoo, I'm-a gonna be big again, yippie!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

 "AH WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

so cuuute! :* :* :-*