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[–] [email protected] 151 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The kids yearn for the mines

[–] [email protected] 72 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is that why they play Minecraft?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago

Always has been

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Child labour in Frostpunk intensifies

[–] [email protected] 97 points 11 months ago (2 children)

These things were NEVER fucking left open at the park near me. Could wait there the entire day and the same fucking kid would be using it the entire time, completely oblivious to your attempts to get him to move.

I swear, I probably only touched the thing once when i was a child. I came back with my daughter a few years ago and nobody was giving it a second glance. Used my kid as an excuse to finally get to play with the thing...

[–] [email protected] 61 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

FYI: As an adult, you probably could have taken that kid in a fight. Possibly even if he used the crane as a weapon.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If he uses the crane is it just the first boss of nier automata?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Hahaha you and I had the same experience. Always watching, never actually getting a chance to use because of some kid hogging it the whole time you were there.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 11 months ago (2 children)

These were the shit growing up

[–] [email protected] 56 points 11 months ago

They still are

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I did not use one, but now I'm jealous

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Kids in my generation:

“Mom, can I have my GameBoy back?”

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago

A girl in my class: proud owner of a PS1, plays Spyro and Medievil constantly.

Same girl as an adult: "I don't even knew what a video game was, I played outside."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

Unless you had a GameGear (or, heaven help you, a Nomad). Then it was, "Mom, I need more AA batteries."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

“12, to be exact. I have to beat scorpion and then I’ll get to face Goro and I can’t risk running out of batteries now.”

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Kids asking for an entertainment device back basically exploded with the Atari 2600 and never died down.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I remember opening parts of the blinds so the street lights would brighten my Gameboys display for some quality past bedtime gaming

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Are we becoming boomer now? I certainly feel like it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Smaller kids still love playgrounds, even if they also want/love screentime. Heck, it is not infrequent there are a group of younger teenagers at the playgrounds we frequent.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Boomers without any entitlements are just loosers

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago

Best fucking toy out there. Me and my friends used to throw pennies into the sand and bury them, and the kid on the machine would dig them up.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Where you a child during the industrial revolution

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (5 children)

No, an even 'ironically' darker time. The 90's and the unpronounceable 00's.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The zips aka the zilch aka nadas

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Let's call them the zeds.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago

Core memory resurfaced from the playground near my late grandma’s house.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

Still yearning

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

A huge chunk of my childhood was spent playing in the dirt and mud. I lived in bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania, so that's all I had to do when the neighbor kids were busy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I was playing with dried out dog shit in some forsaken sandpits of Eastern Europe just after the Soviet’s collapse.

I wish I could romanticise it somehow but no matter my attempts it never sounds super cool.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We called that area Pennsyltucky

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Diggy Diggy hole

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

These sand things just don’t exist where I am in the US. I remember when I was staying in Europe as a kid the setups with sand and water pumps being the most interesting part of a lot of playgrounds.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I've never seen one, do they have these for adults?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I should not be trusted to operate one of those

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not at all.

You can always operate via something like this:

https://www.extremesandbox.com/

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think I know what I'm doing for my birthday this year.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Minecraft early access.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

And here I needed instructions just to play with Legos! I remember wondering how others had such active imaginations

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

What do you think they are playing on the iPad? Minecraft.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

We all played minecraft, just some of us played it in real life out of scrap metal and discarded bricks

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

The children yearn for the mines

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

What the hell! Wish I had that as a kid!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I didn't have this cool ass crane, but I did have a chill ass nature trail.

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