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[–] [email protected] 76 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I wouldn't drive 1600 miles to meet my long lost family, let alone do racist shit

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

You should be more motivated

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Da-da da da (Da-da da da)

Da-da da da (Da-da da da)

Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It's the final countdown!

[–] [email protected] 52 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

For my fellow Europeans: 1600 miles is roughly 2575km.

For comparison, the distance between London and Istanbul is 2498km or the equivalent of about 1,250,000 large bananas.

Edit: corrected decimal error ~~to protect secrecy of banana warfare project~~ for accuracy

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Istanbul

Not Constantinople?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Canadian band btw. Uhh, the OG, The Four Lads not They Might Be Giants.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'm just positively bursting with completely useless knowledge!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's my favorite kind of knowledge!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

No, not Constantinople, if you have a date in Constantinople you'll have to meet up in Istanbul, there's no more Constantinople.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why did Constantinople get the works?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

That's nobody's business but the turk's

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Pretty sure both of them are the same distance away from London regardless.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Where do you get your 20 meter bananas? Askinh for a friend who wants to make his dick look tiny

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I may or may not have misplaced the decimal place.. Deploys artificial cloud cover over secret laboratory

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Where do you get your 2 meter bananas? Asking for a me who wants to eat banana

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Over there points

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

its funny how some people have such dedication when it comes to committing mass murder.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's not like that far fetched when you consider that ''bombingham'' Alabama was being hit by KKK terrorist attacks only one grandma ago.

Timothy McVey or however he spelled it, was also trying to spark a race war, had copies of pages from The Turner Diaries in the van, so if he died in the process people would get why. Thats only two thirds of a dad away.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Timothy McVey or however he spelled it, was also trying to spark a race war

No he wasn't. He suffered from PTSD from the Gulf war. He was convinced that Ruby ridge and Waco were examples of the government turning against the people and became radicalized. His.motive was to send a message to the people that they were living in what he perceived as a tyrannical fascist state causing them to rise up. Race wasn't a factor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Australian here, how far is this in kangaroo hops?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Kangaroo hops? Is that what you use to make beer down under?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I dunno, somewhere between 12 and a billion? 🤷

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

125,000 large bananas

I see you have some American in you, if you are using nonmetric units of measurement.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

My car gets 2000 5ths of jack to the Banana AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT!!!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT

BABY I DON'T WANNA LIVE FOREVER! AND DON'T FORGET THE JOKER!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Also for your fellow europeans? Geoblocking! Propably just exactly what it says though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Every time I see a geo block I get more radicalized against copyright laws, corporate profiteering and corrupt politicians.

And I was already at an 8 on a scale from Hakeem Jeffries to Burn It Down when they became common a few years to a decade ago..

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Very fine people on both sides

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Your sarcasm is going to be lost in most.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think 98% of folks on Lemmy are smart enough to understand the reference.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

you must be new here.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

Guess IQ45 lost another Arizona vote.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Such a lovely man. /s

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Edit: read og source, he's from Prescott in Yavapai county, lovely county but lots of that attitude there.

And the person who posted it is no better, apparently a state the size of AZ is one place, so no mention of WHERE in AZ this person is from.

For reference, one county in AZ, Cochise, is larger than the states of Rhode Island and Conn combined, but we're all the same and why let details get in the way.

Easier on s.media to elide over useful details for emotional impact.

Why does location matter? That county I mentioned, Cochise, is red ag country, while Coconino, where the Grand Canyon is, and the Navajo rez, is blue.

They're 6 hours drive apart at the borders and thousands of feet different in elevation, e.g. Coconino has skiing. Could it be that different people populate those places?

So some readers might like to know, for their safety, where that maniac is from, beyond vague handwaving.

If I ran an instance, I'd delete every one if these airheaded detail-free posts that are simply for angering rather than informing.

I think Lemmy can do better than Reddit, which also seems populated by posters who haven't been anywhere beyond mom's basement.

It would be great to see the 5 W's provided in every post here.

[–] GreyEyedGhost 9 points 11 months ago

Forest for the trees, here. Oops, I'm sorry, the guy isn't 1600 miles away, maybe it's 1800 miles, maybe it's only 1500, but what it is is a whole fucking long way to go to kill people because you don't like what they look like.

This isn't about Arizonans, or whatever you call people who live in Arizona, it's about a guy who lives a long way from Atlanta who wants to kill black people enough to want to go that far to do it. It certainly isn't unique to that county, or that city in that county, and it is pretty fucked up.

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