this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

A cop pulls Christ over while he changes his wine back into water in a panic

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Christ will ride again

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hope you didn't keep him waiting longer than 2 minutes... you don't want those charges on you, boy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Just crucify him after the trip and all will be forgiven.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If only they were driving an Accord 😔

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Actually the Hyundai is a rental for "He won’t speak on his own accord, but he’ll speak whatever he hears and will declare to you the things that are to come"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Rich men and heaven and something about camels and sewing needles - I dont know I'm not an apostle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

That's an imposter. Jesus drives a Honda, but he doesn't speak on his own Accord.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I, for one, am glad for the clarification that when Jesus takes the wheel, it's the wheel of a Hyundai Elantra. The ambiguity was disconcerting.