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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (16 children)

It’s my birthday today.

My friend offered to get me a gift. Not sure what I want, maybe a Kmart milk frother?

Chilling on the couch with my radio show on then I guess some footy watching and playing Hogwarts.

Low key day today but a little concerned I haven’t heard from my dad yet. He sends me a birthday message every year without fail but he has been sick lately.

Anyway I sent him a message just to let me know he’s ok because it’s so unusual for him to not contact me today.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (11 children)

Gratitude thread (not really feeling it today tbh but I guess this might help?)

I'm grateful for giving myself grace for royally fucking up at work that will cause a headache tomorrow (fuck the shape of 50 cent pieces for jamming the cash machine). It's not the end of the world.

I'm also grateful for the nice orchids I saw.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

I'm grateful for the roof over my family's heads and for generally being a calm person. Elder said the other day that he misses me being around during the day "because you've got this aura of calm around you." πŸ₯ΉThis is one of the nicest things he's ever said to me, to anyone.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm grateful for finding an unused Brother colour laser printer for $100 on Gumtree, and lunch in the sun with a friend at friends of the earth on Smith st.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I am grateful for savlon antisceptic cream.

Over the last few weeks have been so uncoordinated in the gardn, kitchen, moving stuff and sharpening knifes that 100yrs ago would probably need some sort of amputation.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I'm grateful for gyoza!!!!! And for tram drivers that dgaf if you fare evade for a couple of stops. And for the tax return I did yesterday... and this little pack of Victorian grown hojicha that a colleague gave me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I’m grateful for being able to catch up with a friend yesterday to celebrate my birthday.

Was nice to get out and be social but it was still deathly cold.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Since it just happened so is fresh in my memory, I guess I'm grateful that my building isn't on fire and the firies cleared it in about 10 minutes. But that feels like cheating, so I'm grateful for the views up on the rooftop, and having a Barbie and a chat with the old LT up there

FFS autocorrect I wrote "isn't", do not change that to "is" you stupid robot

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Those orchids are beautiful! I’m grateful for the abundance of movies, tv and books available so easily without leaving home. It’s nice to chill out at home on a Sunday afternoon and pick entertainment on a whim.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I bought some jonquils yesterday and they're like little patches of sunshine throughout the house, brightening my mood. I'm also grateful for lazy Sundays, crosswords, tea, and blankets.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I’m grateful to have got some decluttering done and cleared quite a few boxes from storage. I have a hard time parting with stuff for a number of reasons, so this was a big deal for me. Still heaps to go but it’s good progress.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

All lemons I brought gone :)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I am definitely getting tired and ready to call it a day. I just thanked someone because I opened the door for them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Waiter: "Enjoy your meal!"

Me: "You too!"

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

The day of darkness begins much earlier than wanted. Power goes out shortly. Boo! Overusing heater in the hope warm will hold for a bit, then decamping for mini golf and boiling a ham hock.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Anti-gratitude thread.

My headlight died. I just changed the bulb a couple of weeks ago.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

This mild stuffed up ears and nose can go in the bin.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Punched a wall yesterday removing render and now have a raw knuckle that is all swollen and nonworky. I need that finger to pick my nose, dammit

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I am utterly ungrateful for the stupid dangling bits on the seam of my socks that have given me a blister

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

A friend of mine passed away less than 2 months ago, and now her son has messed up big time (no sympathy, he really screwed up in a stupid unnecessary way) and is going to jail, I'd say for a long time. His boys lost their beloved Nan and now their Dad in less than 2 months and I'm pissed off about it. Also, the oldest of the boys is friends with my boy but I don't know the mum, so they probably won't see each other anymore. The kids are nice kids, but their little world has changed so much in such a short time, and I really feel for them.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I put a studio subwoofer (weighs about 50kg) straight into a wall yesterday trying to get it down stairs on a trolley. Such a stupid mistake. I've fixed the hole (sort of) but everytime I walk past I just shake my head :(

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Mr P has finished remaking his bed out of bits of the broken/destroyed bed plus other timbers, and there was much swearing and insults while trying to get it into the house. Hey, don't get shitty at me, I'm not the one who constructed a thing too big to fit through the damn door! We ended up putting it through the living room window and it just fit through. He hasn't done too bad a job, but I'm not praising it on principle because he shouldn't have smashed it up to start with.

Edit: ok I probably will praise it a little bit. While I'm still a bit miffed that he broke the bed in the first place, it is actually pretty impressive to be able to make yourself a bed.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (12 children)

Fuck me. I heard evacuation alarms coming that I thought were from the shops so I went out to film the response and then alarms started going off in my building. Fucking RIP the people on the 22nd floor. I got confused going down the fire escape from the 2nd

I'm outside now, not wearing any shoes, but I ain't fucking dying in an apartment fire. So I'm just chilling half dressed outside barefoot. FML

Also this is the first time I've ever heard the "woop woop woop, evacuate now. Emergency" myself. Luckily common sense kicked in and I fled down the stairs. But I left my keycard in my room, so when they clear it I'll have to get buzzed back in

Edit: apparently a fire sprinkler pipe in the car park got hit by a car and burst, which triggered the entire evacuation system. The fireies have to stop it from flooding without affecting the rest of the fire system before we can go back in. I guess flying out without grabbing a pair of shoes or my keycard was an over reaction, but I guess it means the whole "get out and do not grab ANYTHING they taught me in kinder and primary school worked

clarificationOkay so I realised I didn't explain this well. I heard the "woop woop woop" off in the distance and assumed it was the shops down the road. I didn't see anything on Vic emergency so my first thought was pretty much "oh FFS I hope there's not another stabbing" so I went out to my balcony and started filming (I heard sirens approaching). Then I heard the thingy in my room start going off and it took a few seconds to click that it was my building. So then I ran out the door and forgot where the nearest fire stairs were (there regular stairs that head down to a courtyard, as well as 2 sets of fire stairs near the elevator). Completely missed the exterior stairs lmao

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Butt frozen

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

bloody hell. Good days work there, considering how hard I went yesterday.

Concrete pile moved, future food garden area cleared to the point where I can take out the last of those bloody stupid brick and concrete dividers, both green bins filled and a spillover barrel. 10K steps well and truly in, so I'mma gonna eat a giant bag of chips and watch a shitload of WWDITS w00t w00t

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I didn't make it to Fairfield, but I did go to Hawthorn and probably spent a bit more than I expected to - picked up frozen tempeh from Grand Laguna because few places have the proper stuff, splurged on some mapo tofu flavour packets (I don't use doubanjiang enough to have it in my fridge), got some tofu to use and some to freeze (I hear it has a good texture when frozen and defrosted), bought a bougie Flinders lime, and... most excitingly of all...

...dropped $13.50 on a 30-pack of frozen Osaka Ohsho veggie gyoza from Japan. I cooked up 10 just now, but I have leftover oil in the pan and dipping sauce, so the only right thing to do here is make some more. What a travesty 😩

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sky full of ice crystals - sunset should be fabulous tonight.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Last night was the first night post-solstice I noticed the sunset lasting a little longer. Thank goddess.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Google made another one if their little annoying and breaking changes (as they do). They've basically killed maps timelines, at least as they used to be. They tricked me into signing up for it. I know a lot of people don't like timeline, but I really do. Firstly it's the only tool I have to make sense of some of the moves I've made over time and is the only real record I keep of the places I visit, secondly I export the timeline data onto a heatmap that shows me where I still haven't been yet.

They have this "encrypted backup" thing now, but even submitting a takeout request doesn't give me the actual timeline. And of course this "local" timeline is hidden amongst all the system files I can't even access, and is probably in some proprietary garbage encrypted format.

I'm guessing they probably did this to comply with some legal requirement, but that doesn't make me feel any better. I just want to generate my place heatmaps FFS. They're still using my timeline history for advertising and "personalisation", the only thing that's changed is instead of it being stored somewhere else I can access conveniently, it's stored locally but fucking impossible to reach

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The worst part of a migraine, is when it subsides, you're in a state of hypervigilance in case it returns.

Bed, cat, iPad games and feeling sorry myself for today I think lol

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Been forcing some daffodil bulbs in water to hopefully get some indoor winter blooms. They seem to be growing well, looking forward to flowers in a couple weeks. It's way easier than I thought and would recommend it as a project if you've got a sunny spot for them. Might try tulips next.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

That was funny. Grabbed a takeaway breakfast from a local cafe and went down to the beach to eat it, and was promptly bailed up by the local gull population and an opportunistic cattle dog.
Owner was very apologetic, meanwhile I was laughing too hard to get out a complete sentence. πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Bit cold today but sunny so I think I'll take the boys for a bit more of an off road ride and check out a picnic ground and such nearby

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I wish I could sing like La Roux. But I just sound like a hippo in heat when I sing.

Still gonna do it though lol

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Everybody's doin' a brand new dance now
C'mon baby do the loco-motivation
I know you'll get to like it if you get off the couch now
C'mon lazy bones do the loco-motivation 🎢

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Goodnight everyone and be careful of rampant platypuses.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (13 children)

Sunday! It's quiz time!

45/50 - best ever score due to some lucky guesses.

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