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[–] [email protected] 142 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Next hardware reset and automatic reorientation for Voyager 2 is October 15th. Yes the device automatically resets itself about four to five times a year. Communications are expected to be reestablished then.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago

In the meantime, they're going to shout at it.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

That's good news! I was about to ask whether they have some absolute software recovery procedure and glad they do!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

That's great to know. This post made me weirdly depressed and was a bad way to start the morning lol.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Almost like real engineers planned for such an event!

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Someone ran 'systemctl restart networking' while SSH'd into the probe.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Unrelated but I've been wondering this for years: What's your avatar from and why do so many people across the web have that exact same one?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

No idea, I found it somewhere a decade ago and have been using it. I think I’ve only seen someone with it like one other time. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I remember it used to be popular in gaming groups and some music around 2008-2012 and a lot of variations of the same gas mask character were made

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago (3 children)

sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

starman is not in the sudoers file.
This incident will be reported.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh no, Linus Torvalds is gonna call me again

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Linus calling you to belittle your management of the sudoers file is the FOSS form of swatting lol.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

sudo rm -rf i_want_to_delete_everything_in_this_folder /*

oops...

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wikipedia states: "In July 2023, communication with Voyager 2 was lost when flight control pointed its antenna away from Earth, moving it by 2 degrees away from Earth. The NASA dish antenna in Canberra is being used to search for the space probe and will be used to saturate its location with commands to re-align the probe's antenna in an attempt to re-establish the radio link. If NASA fails to contact the probe, it is expected that an automatic system on Voyager 2 will direct its dish toward Earth in October 2023."

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

So essentially someone probably wanted to move it one way and it moved the other. It should automatically reposition itself in contact with NASA in 2 months. It's amazing the foresight we had in 1977 to write in all sorts of catch-alls... In 2 months we'll get back in contact with the probe and it will have its own place, hanging out with aliens.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Great that they included these automatic hardware resets. Way to go if your computer will never see a human or human-made thing ever again

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

V2 be like: "WHAT did you say about my mother? F... you, Earth man."

Mission control: "Dude you don't have a mother it was a typo. Dude. Talk to me."

seen

Mission control: "Dude."

seen

Mission control: "C'mon man."

This message could not be sent. V2 may have blocked your number

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

https://www.npr.org/2023/08/02/1191341035/nasa-voyager-2-spacecraft-contact

Sounds like it's a recoverable error (if the scientists can't do it the spacecraft has an automated process that'll kick in in October.) Still, I can't imagine what that must feel like.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You just need to reboot it manually

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Just press and hold the power button smh

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

That's why your color your production windows red.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When you ufw enable but forgot to whitelist port 22

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Probably played with the firewall settings and accidentally disabled port 22... It sucked when I did that

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Wow! Wondering how the guy is being treated who sent the wrong command. I did it once at my work and people were acting really Weird. In my defense, I never really liked the job.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I bet you don't simply send random commands to the probe. There are likely a dozen of people who need to approve literally every keystroke.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This. And even then there should be procedures in place to essentially make it impossible to send the wrong inputs.

It's like when an intern accidentally drops the production database. It's not the interns fault for sending the wrong command. It's the managements fault for not restricting access in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This. This. I used to work on safety control systems for heavy industrial applications and it's this. Once the system is running any changes at all went through a whole chain of people. When the change was being implemented I had my supervisor and their manager checking every line over my shoulder before we wrote it. Then test. Then lock it down with a digital signature.

It's not at all like in college/university where you're making changes to your code over and over. Well it is in simulations but that's long before you deploy it. By the end everyone involved should be able to say exactly what every line of code is going to do. This isn't an intern fucking up, the whole team did, and whomever the buck stops with at the top is responsible.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I'm gonna click approve without looking because the tons of people before / after me must have / will review it."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I’m gonna click approve without looking

… and at this moment it is no longer my problem. I have written evidence that I forwarded my command for approval.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Looks like someone removed the ssh keys

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

There's no going into the office to fix this one...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Patching recent ssh vulnerabilities I see

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Tfw you conf t and shut a management port down on accident and don't have a backup console connection

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago
ssh root@vps
[commands]
sudo shutdown now

FUC-

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

No biggie just get someone to mount the files system and edit the ssh file 😌

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

iptables -P INPUT DROP

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Must have been an intern.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Awww, what a shame though. This probe was doing some really cool stuff, it's kinda iconic in my head.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

It should be ok. It's due to self-reset its orientation on October 15, they put measures in place for if they accidentally lost contact.

I would still be besides myself if I had made that error though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Yeah all jokes aside this is a actually pretty big loss for the scientific community. Assuming it's completely unrecoverable. We blew our chance to actually measure the conditions in interstellar space and see if it lines up with our theories, and another probe is not only not planned for the foreseeable future by any space agency, it will also take decades to get to where Voyager 2 is now.

Edit: Nevermind, see the other comment. It's likely not permanently lost!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Also haven't we been gathering interstellar readings for a while now?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Wow, I just read the wiki. It has a 64 Megabyte tape storage, so after it realigns the antenna they can receive the data they've missed. Pretty state of the art for 1977. I wonder how they shielded it from radiation. The fuel source of the reactor lasts probably until 2026. After that, it'll travel as a brick, most likely long after humans rm -rf'd

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