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Chicken sees a salad.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can I suggest "What dish is made when a hen stares at lettuce?"

Something about having part of the punchline in the set-up always irks me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Just change "chicken" to "rooster" in the setup. Bonus: it makes them head in the wrong direction thinking about cockadoodledoo puns.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

That sounds more like a chicken staring at lettuce in Boston.