this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2024
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[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

It almost feels like cheating as we British have such a natural advantage in savoury baked goods theft.

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

We need to raid Greggs before the small boats get here and destroy are way of life.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I got to visit the UK the other week and try some of these delicacies. While I donโ€™t condone violenceโ€ฆ

I can understand this manโ€™s reasoning.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I always envisioned a larger pig in a blanket

[โ€“] YurkshireLad 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh no! If only we had a picture of the thief!

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I almost feel sorry for him. He can go on to get married, have kids, do well in his chosen career, cure cancer, etc and he'll always be The Gregg Thief.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Let's be honest.... he's not going to medical school. Or going to school at all.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Not now he isn't!

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Are there no depths to which they won't sink?

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Let he who has never stolen a sausage throw the first plastic chair

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

...and they all left in silence

Or something

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I can sympathize. I've had shitty days where I want to rob a pastry store of their food, or sit in a supermarket isle and just gorge myself on junk food.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

UK News Website Of The Year 2024

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I somehow saw "furries." I need a break from the Internet.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

He looks like a thumb or maybe index finger, this isnโ€™t human

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is the larval stage of a Barry just before he consumes 10,000 calories a day to metamorphose into his adult state.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Who would name their newborn Barry?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

After his father and his father back to The Dawn of the Barrys.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Don't insult the Grand Thumb-Thumb Corpsegrinder like that. He doesn't share any relation with this lad.