Sins for thee but not for me
this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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Reposting in a such a short time is actually a sin and it was traditionally the inquisitiors' job to hunt down anyone who commits such an atrocity.
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Eh, ain't ego if it's true.
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Ok but the church uses the gold for cool hats and missions to Africa, they don't fire it into space.
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To be fair, he also destroys people for obeying him.
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To be fair, half of those people were furries.
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Yea I got nothing.
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Dude spent T = -Inf to T = 0 not eating, mans allowed a snack
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He'll get to it^tm^
jesus has two fursonas, Aslan and the Easter Bunny.
Let's not forgot the Agnus Dei!
You forgot the classic; dehumanize nonbelievers and allow yourself to kill/torture based on nothing but belief!
Well now this one's just real.
don't get Christianity as a whole confused with Catholicism. many of those beliefs are not according to the Bible and thus are not true Christian beliefs. those are Catholic beliefs, meaning that they come from the remnants of the Roman empire trying to hold on to power and not from the word of Christ. also, anything from the old testament is no longer the rules. the entire point of the new testament is that humans can't follow the old rules, so pretty much the only rules now are accept God as your savior and try not to be a dick. as a sidenote, yes I know many people who claim to be Christian fail to not be a dick, they are not true Christians. they simply claim to be to justify some prejudice using misquotes of the Bible and rules that stopped applying long before it was even called the Bible.