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They taste like little dry trees

It cant be done

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Spouse/partner who only likes the pretzels.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

The juice couldn't be worth the squeeze

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Little Lego Mindstorm conveyor belt

Shaker tray to separate individual pieces to send them down the belt

Camera + arduino

OpenAI API

Snap a picture for each one and upload it, along with a question “Is this a pretzel?”

Parse the answer and route the conveyor accordingly

Presto. Probably about $5 and one hour or so for each bag you want to sort. What’s not to like.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I just wish there was something less practical and more abstruse lmao

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You could make an ascii art out of the picture of the pretzel and upload it to the text API to save some money

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That wouldn't help anything

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Touche, touche

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I can only get my app to recognize hot dog or not hot dog.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

You can make a tray with holes slightly bigger than a pretzel piece and shake everything through the holes. What stays is everything bigger than the pretzel but all the pretzels and smaller go to a lower tray.

Then in the lower tray you have holes slightly smaller then the pretzel and you shake everything through.

Then everything smaller than the pretzel is on the bottom tray, combine that with the top tray and you've got yourself a prezelless snack mix.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

pour the entire mix over a coat rack or similar assembly of hooks. this will remove any looped snacks

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Buy the individual compenents- the little corn chip rings, Cheetos crunchy and chex mix and mix them together.

If you're feeling really ambitious then also get pretzels and mix in so that you can use the other commenter's Arduino Lego contraption to remove them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Your clean dry fingers. Have 2 bowls. Cup your open dominant hand like Shaq palming a basketball, with your palm up. Pour slowly into it. Wriggle your fingers and palm as necessary to catch the pretzels and let the rest pass. Pause to toss the pretzels into the reject bowl. If necessary, pick out the few that escaped into the keep bowl. Then pour a little more. Continue until the bag is empty, then pour the keeps back into the bag. You may now lick the salt off your hand. I suppose you could try using crushed pretzel bits as fried-chicken breadcrumbs, but cut back on salt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

"little dry trees" haha