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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago

This is my favorite part:

"Gray contacted the mayor’s office about this story. They tell us they are researching the situation."

[–] psvrh 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The arrival of the Vogon Constructor Fleet made it all moot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Lucky escape for Arsenal, then

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fucking local government just being mind-bottlingly stupid again. Jesus!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It’s “mind-bogglingly,” fyi, unless you’re using “mind-bottlingly” in an intentionally ironic way

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

mind-bottlingly

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tbf, I like mind-bottlingly stupid better.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I prefer “mind-gobblingly.” Like, something so stupid that it eats your brain.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Except the mind goblin these nuts joke exists

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

That's good too.