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https://www.thewrap.com/jesse-watters-tim-walz-milkshake-masculinity-fox-news/

I cannot wait for all the Fox News sycophants to start drinking their milkshakes straight out of the cup to prove their manliness.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

"Real men don't use straws" being played over "I just want to feel seen by Democrats" is giving me mixed messages on how to manly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Ok, so carried to it's logical conclusion, he's suggesting that sucking dick is unmanly.

So there's definitely nothing manly about this chap then: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Radcliffe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Years active 1989-2008.

Short of maybe Ron Jeremy, that has to be some kind of record for a pornstar.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

If it had been a choclate shake...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

It was mint chocolate chip from a Cookout in Raleigh NC to be exact...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

The person is worried about masculinity has a girl's name.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Young men don't feel seen by the Democratic party"

WTF, what a dumb news chiron.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

What's their source? john-travolta-looking-around.gif

"The Democrats" sounds worse than "the Democratic party." Isn't putting "the" in front of a label just a way to "other" them? When I see people say something about, for example, "the Jews," it's usually something bad, as opposed to when they say "Jewish people."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If Jesse Watters put on a yellow suit he could cosplay as Lee from Utopia. That is neither an insult nor an compliment, just an observation I make any time I see his face

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I get Ross from Friends.

Also, you said a yellow suit, and now I'm seeing the Man in the Yellow Hat from Curious George.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

And when they drink straight from cup, the milkshake slides out in one big clump and it looks like they were center stage in a bukkake show. Now you tell me which looks more gay?

For Christ sakes, fuckers it’s a damn straw. Sticking a tube in your mouth doesn’t make you gay. Eating a banana doesn’t make you gay. Sticking a dick in your mouth does. Well unless he paid you $20. Then it’s just business.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Real men only drink Sweet baby rays BBQ sauce flavored milkshakes, with broken glass instead of crushed ice, and from an automotive oil drain pan.

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