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It's always OK to mess with military recruiters (midwest.social)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"Why did you join the Army?"

"Government didn't like it when I killed people back home so I let them fly me out here and now I get little prizes for it."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you’ll excuse me, they’re putting me in something called Hero Squad.

[–] Rusty 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dr Fishman said that you're going to be all right.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I'm surprised you're all taking this news so well.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

"Ah. nice! Thank you for your service."

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago

"have you ever done any drugs?" "oh yes, tons. Everything under the sun" "nothing? Not even Marijuana? Sober as a judge you are!"

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago

Top talent meets top talent.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

He's like "I'ma make this dude into a janitor so fast"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

why is Super Saiyan Goku Highspeed recruiting for the US

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Sorry I had my license revoked after the last incident. You'll have to send a car.