this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2023
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They lured me in with their tales of a communist utopia and then bonked me on the head with a cartoon mallet. Next thing I know I'm trapped in this cage, covered in stock image watermarks. They took all of my nests. Now I have no investment property and a social credit score of -666 (scariest number!)

I should have known that their propaganda was too good to be true. Now I'm forced every day to post about peepee and poopoo, instead of cashing in on my hard-earned investment property.

#FreeOwl๐Ÿฆ‰๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ

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[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Look at this fucking McMansion and tell me they didn't have it coming

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I earned that mansion by WORKING HARD and picking myself up by my BOOTSTRAPS instead of eating avocado toast every day like a lazy millennial!

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well the good news is I have just the place for you

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I must go into the avocahole

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I don't like the placement of that perch...

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Why do you think the avocado is smiling?

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The way one of the watermark swirls is directly over an eye adds something to this image that is just perfect

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

hypno-owl demands to be released from this prison!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

It belongs to the commons!

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

That's right you're NEVER getting out of this one

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

sicko-beaming another one has fallen into my trap

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Slanderous lies! This owl is clearly not dirty at all, this is a false owl attack!

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Those damn pinko commies and their anti-western anti-owl agenda